Twistty, your Cleveland is showin'!
Did people wait 6 years for this? I mean, I just tried playing it, and here's what I've gathered:
- The menu is a mess. Black images, pink text going everywhere because that Incel dev couldn't find a way to properly render it so it looks like shit.
- The intrudoctory cutscene is 3edgy5me, poorly rendered and dubbed terribly. Plause to the VAs who try to do something with the material they're given, but the delivery is terrible and monotonous when not stereotyped. It's like watching an hentai dub of the '90, with less budget.
- The control scheme is frankly terrible. WASD I can accept, but the "no arrows" control just slanders my way of playing the game. I basically have to play with my left hand the whole time and alternating between running and walking is a constant and I keep hitting the giggle button on accident and with the other hand I have to control the mouse for the camera which is by the way ATROCIOUS because it's lagging and keeps being janky and utterly impossible to control in a proper way.
- This game tries to be the weeb poorer version of Hitman but with so many poorer Hitmans you'd think this would actually learn its lesson and give you different ways to play the game, but to even know what to do I HAVE to take panty shots? Like, this is so borderline creep and disgusting (a bit hypocritical to say that here, but this is not a game where you're meant to play the usual boy/creep who irl would never ever get laid with his mom or sis and would probably be internalized) and limiting of the gameplay because I don't even know what I have to do to take those panty shots! I don't know where to go, I don't know what to do, the tutorial is generic and useless, the map is whack and doesn't work... And now the game tells me that it's become "Gal Gun" and I don't even have a Quintessential Gamer to guide me through it.
- Also, Life Note. Just... Life Note. I can't even.
Good Job YanDev, you've become a parody of yourself.